Some dumb bitch at a hospital my crazy Amway Aunt worked at used to refer to the Internet as the Interneck. In honor of her fucking ignorance, my ass says Interneck sometimes, too. That shit is funny! This same ho also said, "Merry Christman," during that time of year better known to SB as The Dreaded Season of Perpetual Darkness and Alcoholic Beverages in Order to Spend Time with the Fam-damily Without Putting a Fire Arm to Your Head!Don't get me started on my feelings about X-mas (it's too damn early for that shit, motherfuckers!).
The good news is that since my ass is getting a divorce, I don't even have to acknowledge the damn holiday this year. I can hole up in my apartment with the furry kids and a case of Boone's Farm. Divorce has its good points.
