Thursday, May 21, 2009

Warning from Isaac Asimov: The Interneck Is Some Serious Shit

Some dumb bitch at a hospital my crazy Amway Aunt worked at used to refer to the Internet as the Interneck. In honor of her fucking ignorance, my ass says Interneck sometimes, too. That shit is funny! This same ho also said, "Merry Christman," during that time of year better known to SB as The Dreaded Season of Perpetual Darkness and Alcoholic Beverages in Order to Spend Time with the Fam-damily Without Putting a Fire Arm to Your Head!

Don't get me started on my feelings about X-mas (it's too damn early for that shit, motherfuckers!).

The good news is that since my ass is getting a divorce, I don't even have to acknowledge the damn holiday this year. I can hole up in my apartment with the furry kids and a case of Boone's Farm. Divorce has its good points.

9 comments:

Syd said...

the Interneck. Good one.

birdpress said...

Is it Christmas already? I just took down the lights.

Ms. Moon said...

I'll drink to that.

sKILLz said...

Ignorance is bliss right?

A divorce certainly has its high points.
Shit X-mas with any family is nuts I think.
Yo you ever seen that movie "Home for the holidays"
Robert Downey Jr. is in it and it is FUNNY!
Check it out of you haven't seen it yet!
Stay Up Ya Bastard!

Protege said...

This is the most unique blog if there ever was one; I enjoy reading all the posts.;)
I love Christmas though, sorry.;)
And sorry about the divorce.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

sKILLz,
I liked Home for the Holidays so much, I bought it. I love that film. Robert Downey is my favorite actor.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks Protege and welcome! Please join us often.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I'll drink to anything, honey.

Love,

SB

Big Mark 243 said...

My Mom used to say 'human beams' when she meant... aw, you should know what she meant, she meant to get on my darned nerves, that is what she meant!!

I'd like to divorce my freakin' family... but that is another story.