Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bad Art! Jack, Acrylic on Canvas

This hot mess is from the Starving Artist's Web site. And we know why the motherfuckers are starving!

Anyhoo, the expression on Jack's face looks like he's trying to work up a good shit or maybe his ass just wants a damn cookie. It's hard to tell because canines aren't real expressive (and they are even less so when rendered by a bad artist).

In SB's experience, dogs pretty much want to shit or eat though--one or the other. That, and I guess they occasionally want to hunch a random stranger's legs. They're kind of like men. Do I sound bitter?

4 comments:

Fishwhiskers said...

LOL ... somebody somewhere can't paint paws ... K xx

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

This reminds me of a good piece of life advice I once received.
'What do you do if an attack dog tries to shag ya leg'
why
Fake an Orgasm of course
Love Ya
Nick

Mimi said...

SB, you don't sound bitter - just accurate! :-)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Mimster. There is solidarity in sisterhood!

Love ya,

SB