Thursday, May 28, 2009

Pete Burns in the Buff

Actually, I think Pete Burns is WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE than Jordan. Look at the bum on him! I think Pete is GORGEOUS. Also, we have quite a lot in common. We both have colorful vocabularies and dig the glam.

Did SB mention that she is Pete Burns's NUMBER ONE AMERICAN FAN? I am unanimous in that shit.

7 comments:

Alec Beattie said...

He's got a fine pair of cheeks for a man in his 60s. Do you think you could get him and Jordan to have a naked fight in a big tub of that wobbly stuff you hate?

Lou said...

Uh,oh..another naked person I don't know.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

He's not in his 60s, silly. He's barely past my age, so watch it.

That would be a great fight, but my money would definitely be on Pete.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

The nakeds are mostly Brits, Lou. They say British people are repressed, but it's the Americans who really are. We live amongst a bunch of DAMN PURITANS! Nobody had better dare have any fun. That would be a sin against the Lord our God.

Sasha (Malchik Gai) said...

Pete is a beautiful person, I'm not his biggest fan in the states but I'm in the top 100 at least.
xoxo

Alec Beattie said...

Pete's baldy arse will be 50 in August!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Malchik,
You can be the SECOND BIGGEST AMERICAN FAN.

So sez SB!