Friday, May 1, 2009

New SB Feature! Bad Art

I know this is just too exciting for damn words, but SB is introducing TWO NEW FEATURES today! Along with Bastardly Pets, I am adding a NEW Bad Art feature. It was either Bad Art or Sad Clown Art. Sad Clown Art narrowed my choices too much.

Anyhoo, feel free to post a comment and tell us what the SB featured work of art means to you.

Art is a highly personal experience, people. So don't be ashamed or embarrassed to put your own spin on things. Don't worry, we won't taunt or ridicule you. You regular readers behave!

Without further ado, here's today's piece of crap--I mean art. Comments in [ ] parentheses are SBs.

President Obama Dressed in White on the Front Lawn of the White House Gazing Determinedly into America's Future
by Anonymous [no one would admit to this shit]
Oil on artboard
Purchased from some wino over on 10th Street
President Barack Obama stands with a sense of steadfast determination [he really owns that bitch!] in front of a rendition of the White House that looks like it was painted by a monkey on crack. The President is symbolically dressed in white to remind discerning viewers of his mixed racial heritage. [This painting is so bad it sort of ruins the whole inauguration for me.]


Anonymous said...

I find the white suit kind of disturbing. Is this some sort of racist work of art? Did a KKK member paint this?

Aunt Becky said...

I painted it. And now you're saying *I* suck?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I would NEVER say that about you Aunt B. LOL. You're one of SB's peeps.

Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend.

Love ya,


birdpress said...

I like this feature!

Please tell me that was painted by an eigth grader.

sKILLz said...

Well you know I have some kick ass pix of pets, and I also have some SICK scans of my art work.

I'm going to email then to you if not this weekend then DEFF next week ok?

So please dont post without letting me show mine off!
Stay Up!

fatal flaw said...

You can always tell Good Art cos the eyes follow ya round da room LOL
Love this featue btw
Ya blog just gets better and better^^

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for reading dear friend. I think your blog gets better and better, too.

Lots of love,


Findon said...

and the caption reads " See. Black really is the new white"