Thursday, May 21, 2009

JELL-O? Fuck that Shit!

I don't give a good goddamn whether America loves JELL-O or not. I hate that jiggly wiggly shit! It reminds my ass of colored cellulite or something. It's fucking gross, wiggling all over. If I am ever in hospital or a nursing home, and they serve my ass this nasty artificial crapolla, SB is going to throw it right back at them!

As Dennis Hopper would say, "JELL-O? Fuck that shit!"

7 comments:

Lou said...

Dennis Hopper spoke many pearls of wisdom.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Indeed he did, my dear friend. Indeed, he did.

Love you!

SB

Indigo said...

I spent way too much time as a kid (I had a low immune system and was always sick with one thing or another) in a hospital room to appreciate that stuff. (Hugs)Indigo

All This Trouble... said...

I saw the nastiest recipe in a magazine by Kraft the other day. It was a Black Cherry Jello and Banana split. I kid you not. Bananas, cubed black cherry jello and whipped cream.

Swish that around in your mouth for awhile.

birdpress said...

Cherry-flavored ground cow hooves are not a delicacy in your world?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
That sounds like some nasty ass shit! Wow.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nope, Birdy. Not a delicacy, my friend. Ick. I hope you are remaining bite free.

Much love,

SB