Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm Not Posting Shit Today, Motherfuckers

I'm just kind of down today, motherfuckers, so I am not posting shit. I am posting to say I am not posting. So there.

Maybe my ass will post tomorrow. As that bitch Scarlett O'Hara says, Tomorrow IS another day!

Hope all of you are having better days, and thanks for making the effort to come over to my blog and then walk away with dick, nada, nothing. I really do love you readers, even though I act like a tough non-caring hard-ass motherfucker.

SB loves her damn peeps!


Ask Aunt B said...

Well, well, well, ain't we full of enthusiasm today. I feel the same way so you're in good company.

Yea, your post about not posting is actually thought provoking, riveting and titillating. I think it sums it all up, yep, that's it and that's all. I second the motion.

[Insert Standing Ovation Here]

With Love

Findon said...

As soon as I saw your post I had an image of you in a nice white fluffy wedding dress, just like Jordans. I bet that would suit you real nice. Show the feminine side, sort of.

Indigo said...

Sorry to hear todays been a rough day dear friend. The thing about bad days is...they don't last forever. Your in my thoughts. (Hugs)Indigo

Sheria said...

How could I resist such enticement? Have I ever told you about my Scarlett O'Hara obsession? I've read the book more than once, seen the movie more times than I can count, and sadly, I have finally accepted that I would have been Mammy and not Scarlett! damn, now I'm down too!

Come on, I see a glimmer of a smile. If me as Scarlett doesn't make you laugh, you need to check your pulse; it's likely that you're dead.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Your ass would make a better Scarlett O'Hara than the hot piece Vivian Leigh!

If I smile, it's because I'm imagining either one of our asses in that damn curtain dress (the Carol Burnett version, of course).

Love you,


nan said...

Love and hugs SB. Even a self-proclaimed crabbyass such as yourself deserves much love and hugs. Shit times happen to the best of us.

And thanks for Gledwood. Made me laugh too. :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for the support all. Like I said, I loves my peeps!

birdpress said...

Ha ha, your nothing posts are better than my something posts. I hope you are feeling better soon.

Lou said...

Frankly, SB, I don't give a damn.

Syd said...

And I think that we all love you too. Mammy should have spanked Scarlett a time or two. Her pout was a turn off from the get go.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Today's gonna be better, you see
Love Ya
Nick XX

Alec Beattie said...

I embrace the fuck all happenedness of the world too.

sKILLz said...


You know things get better and from reading a more recent post I see things have and I'm VERY happy to hear that!
Stay Up!

Sheria said...

I love Carol Burnett's parody! The descent down the stairs with the curtains, rod and all cracks me up.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Somehow I sensed you would know that parody.

Thanks for reading. I loves ya!