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Friday, May 15, 2009
Hot Slut of the Day! Midge the One-Eyed Moggy
This post is dedicated to my beloved British readers. SB loves EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of you!
The link to the story is below and is from my idol, Michael, over at Dlisted. I totally laughed my ass off. Michael is WAY funnier than I will ever be.
Running is a great way to keep your pussy in shape!
What an endearing film. I know whenever I venture with Pickles into the woods for a walk, I have at least 3 of my outside cats following me at all times. It's almost hysterical - here comes the animal parade. (Hugs)Indigo
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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What an endearing film. I know whenever I venture with Pickles into the woods for a walk, I have at least 3 of my outside cats following me at all times. It's almost hysterical - here comes the animal parade. (Hugs)Indigo
Hugs to Pickles! I love hearing about Pickles!
Love you and thank you for reading.
SB
Now this is useless information I can really enjoy..not like that weird British lady with the crippled kid.
That was funny, Fishy!
"Weird British lady with the crippled kid" is funny, too, Lou.
Love you both,
SB
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