Thursday, May 7, 2009

Enough of Susan Boyle Already

SB doesn't giving a flying fuck if Susan Boyle sings like a damn angel. She needs a stylist, and bitch needs to zip that shit up! I do not want to see her damn granny panties. I also think a titsling is in order. That shit damn near reaches her waist! I know she thought she had worn black, so a bra would be unnecessary, but the sight of those sagging twins nearly blinded my myopic ass! Girlfriend needs help and some Spanx.

SB is SO SICK of seeing and hearing about this homely bitch (with a voice like an angel!) that I'd like to lock her up in a basement along with Beyonce's fat ass. We can throw Paris Hilton and Hohan in for good measure. Nobody will miss their dumb asses.

7 comments:

birdpress said...

Yikes! You're right. I thought the dress she wore the first time made her look like a sweet farmer's wife or something. Now someone just needs to let her know she left the barn door open.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bitch needs a stylist! Call Rachel Zoe!!

Thanks for reading my Birdy-Bird.

Love,

SB

Lou said...

This lady is part of "popular culture" so I don't nothin' about her, except that her ugly face is everywhere.

Fishwhiskers said...

I am here to offer my help with locking up!! K x

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Maybe she'd look good in the madonna number ya poosted the other day.
Urgghhhh

Syd said...

Well, I'm going to say that she may not be pretty but she looks damn happy. Good for her. I root for the underdogs always.

~Babz~ said...

Can I torture them, once you get 'em in there? Can I? Can I?