Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Shot Wife Gets New Face

Articles like the one linked below are the reason SB reads the NY Post on a daily basis.

This poor lady had a face transplant because her ex-husband (FUCKING BASTARD) shot her in the face and left her for dead. She looks nothing at all like she did before the shooting. It must be too weird for words to look in the mirror and to have someone else's mug stare back at you. That shit would be alarming!

This isn't nice (& far-fucking-be-it for me EVER to not be nice), but I'd want a better face than the one this chick got. I'd be hoping to look like Farrah Fawcett or some shit, not some fatty that works behind the register at the 7-Eleven. Come on--admit it--so would you.

Anyhoo, the somewhat disturbing article and accompanying photos were interesting, so here's a damn link, because if I can make my readers uncomfortable, goddamn it, I'm going to do it EVERY DAMN TIME.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062009/news/nationalnews/medical_miracle_167821.htm

7 comments:

Vincent Santa Cruz said...

SB, you are usually funny, but in this case you are a BASTARD! I was going to do a bit on her new face tomorrow; I figured it'd be safe to wait a day because I figured no one would be sick enough to steam into old "saddlebags".

You best me to it, good sir!

Mind you, she's got some fucking cheek!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Vincent,
Ha. I beat you to it.

By the way, I'm a ma'am. I'm a chick, buddy.

I got you again, because I really am. Surprise.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

Well, I didn't see the face before the transplant. Maybe it looked like raw hamburger. If so, then this was an improvement.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd is always so nice, he sort of makes up for my wickedness. SORT OF.

Alec Beattie said...

Holy Shit! Who was the donor? Jaba the Hut? This story has been all over the UK media too because 80% of English chicks look exactly like this.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That was funny, Alec. Funny, but distressing.

SB

sKILLz said...

YO YO YO
Everyone who knows me, knows that I'm always up for a good laugh mostly at the cost of others.
However this chick got it bad and is lucky to even be alive.
Honestly if that were me I don't know if I would even ant to live ell you the truth.

I;m sure when she looks in the mirror she cant believe the sight but I'm also sure she thinks she cant believe shes even alive.

NO?

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