Articles like the one linked below are the reason SB reads the NY Post on a daily basis.
This poor lady had a face transplant because her ex-husband (FUCKING BASTARD) shot her in the face and left her for dead. She looks nothing at all like she did before the shooting. It must be too weird for words to look in the mirror and to have someone else's mug stare back at you. That shit would be alarming!
This isn't nice (& far-fucking-be-it for me EVER to not be nice), but I'd want a better face than the one this chick got. I'd be hoping to look like Farrah Fawcett or some shit, not some fatty that works behind the register at the 7-Eleven. Come on--admit it--so would you.
Anyhoo, the somewhat disturbing article and accompanying photos were interesting, so here's a damn link, because if I can make my readers uncomfortable, goddamn it, I'm going to do it EVERY DAMN TIME.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062009/news/nationalnews/medical_miracle_167821.htm
This poor lady had a face transplant because her ex-husband (FUCKING BASTARD) shot her in the face and left her for dead. She looks nothing at all like she did before the shooting. It must be too weird for words to look in the mirror and to have someone else's mug stare back at you. That shit would be alarming!
This isn't nice (& far-fucking-be-it for me EVER to not be nice), but I'd want a better face than the one this chick got. I'd be hoping to look like Farrah Fawcett or some shit, not some fatty that works behind the register at the 7-Eleven. Come on--admit it--so would you.
Anyhoo, the somewhat disturbing article and accompanying photos were interesting, so here's a damn link, because if I can make my readers uncomfortable, goddamn it, I'm going to do it EVERY DAMN TIME.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062009/news/nationalnews/medical_miracle_167821.htm
6 comments:
Vincent,
Ha. I beat you to it.
By the way, I'm a ma'am. I'm a chick, buddy.
I got you again, because I really am. Surprise.
Love,
SB
Well, I didn't see the face before the transplant. Maybe it looked like raw hamburger. If so, then this was an improvement.
Syd is always so nice, he sort of makes up for my wickedness. SORT OF.
Holy Shit! Who was the donor? Jaba the Hut? This story has been all over the UK media too because 80% of English chicks look exactly like this.
That was funny, Alec. Funny, but distressing.
SB
YO YO YO
Everyone who knows me, knows that I'm always up for a good laugh mostly at the cost of others.
However this chick got it bad and is lucky to even be alive.
Honestly if that were me I don't know if I would even ant to live ell you the truth.
I;m sure when she looks in the mirror she cant believe the sight but I'm also sure she thinks she cant believe shes even alive.
NO?
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