Showing posts with label Madge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madge. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Madge Has the Damn Dementia

And this outfit is proof! Someone is really wanting some attention. Madge's bony ass canNOT possibly think this shit looks good. Doesn't her ass have a stylist, and if she does, is it Bobby Trendy? Madge's goddamn hair bow doesn't even match the damn dress! She will never woo Sean Penn back looking like this mess.

Madge is an old fart now, and she needs to have some damn decorum! Lindsay Lohan has better taste than this. And SB doesn't give a good goddamn if it's Christian Lacroix. His shit DOES NOT look good on older women. It doesn't really look good on younger women either. It's just loud and FUG.

The Moms gets mad when fat people go out in too small clothes. She always asks, Don't they have a damn mirror? [Okay, the Moms doesn't cuss. I added the damn, people.]

MADGE, DON'T YOU HAVE A DAMN MIRROR?