I Knew He Was Dumb, But Jesus

Our favorite little stoned naked bongo-er has outdone the dumb. Quote of the day from Matthew McConaughey below. How big of a dolt would you have to be to admit this to a reporter? Lay off the toke, Matty. It's turning your brain into swiss cheese. Cute, but el dumbo.

"From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."

Also, who the hell says jeezum? Well shucks, SB hereby proposes that we start a campaign to add the word jeezum back into common language usage, along with davenport and libation. I personally use libation ALL THE TIME!