Thursday, April 16, 2009

I Knew He Was Dumb, But Jesus

Our favorite little stoned naked bongo-er has outdone the dumb. Quote of the day from Matthew McConaughey below. How big of a dolt would you have to be to admit this to a reporter? Lay off the toke, Matty. It's turning your brain into swiss cheese. Cute, but el dumbo.

"From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."

Also, who the hell says jeezum? Well shucks, SB hereby proposes that we start a campaign to add the word jeezum back into common language usage, along with davenport and libation. I personally use libation ALL THE TIME!

4 comments:

Marc said...

For me, the proof that Matthew McConnaughey needs to lay off the ganga is his excruciatingly bad choice of scripts. Failure to Launch? Fool's Gold? Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past? When even the trailer isn't funny, you know it's just awful.
SB, your blog is my new favorite guilty pleasure.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you, Marc! SB loves you back.

Sheria said...

Well jeezum, I'm going to relax on my davenport and have myself a libation.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Now, you're talking, Sheria!