Friday, April 3, 2009

Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm, Okay

As if the cover photo wasn't disturbing enough, TREES TALK TOO! Yeah, and Geraldine has been smoking some good shit. She also has some sort of weird bridal fixation by the looks of that dress. Geraldine is as desperate to get married to someone (ANYONE) as Jennifer fucking Anniston. Fuck, Geraldine will marry Ricky's ass if that's what it takes to get some damn cake and gifts. She'll just pick the splinters out of her vadge after the honeymoon.

True love demands sacrifice, people! And don't you forget it.

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