Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Don't Fall Over Peeps

But SB wore a dress into the office today. A dress and panty hose (butt bags) and heels. The Disdainful One, I kid you not, stared intently, mesmerized by my BYOO-TAY, the moment I came downstairs this morning. Maybe her ass just likes purple. If Mercer thinks I look attractive, by God, I'll wear this damn outfit EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY. Why do we dress up, after all, if not to impress our cat? I make no apologies for being crazy.

Also, I have a question for you, my beloved readers (and I SINCERELY MEAN THAT--call me Sincere Bastard for just a moment), to ponder. When you don't dress up ALMOST EVER and you finally do, why do human beings think it's such a fucking stitch to ask: Have you got a job interview?

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (To quote my idol, Loving Christian Dave Gee, who adds color to this world, God fucking love him.)

8 comments:

debbi radford said...

OK SB: I am totally guilty of the "do you have an interview today?" question BECAUSE the person almost always does! It's like you NEVER look this put together (even if it is only a tie). Much Love, D

AnnaGrace said...

So you cross dress. I'd love to see a picture, and do you have an alter ego called SB? Saracastic Bastard! Is your alter ego like Ziggy Star Dust in anyway? That is if you have one. Maybe you just like to refer to yourself in third person. LOL.
I love your blog. So far it has entertained, and taught me a few things.

I think dressing for ones cat is a great way to start the day.

Yes, Jesus really does love the gays.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Debbi,
I have been worried about you and had no way to get ahold of you. I haven't heard from you for awhile here and checked Wit Continuum. No comments there either, so I was concerned.

Hope everything is okay on your end. SO GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU!

Much love back at you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hiya Anna Grace,
Thanks for commenting. Nope--not a cross dresser. I'm a chick. I just thought Sarcastic Bitch didn't sound as good, and my personality is pretty forceful, so I figured I could carry Bastard off. Ha.

Thanks for commenting. Comment anytime.

Love to you.

Memoirs of a Heroinhead said...

Hiya SB,

You've hit on something there with the joke about "having a job interview?". sadly, most people dress up for occassions or for others and very rarely for themselves. that little joke reflects them more than YOU. I only ever dress up for myself... it's a healthy vanity.

Everyone thinks your a guy!! Some a cross-dresser... lol.

Anna... Anna.. Anna... What are we gonna do with you? ;)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I thought the cross dressing thing was hysterical. I always joke that I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

Thanks for commenting, Shane. Wish you lived closer so we could have a drink and a chat.

Much love. Give my regards to France. I love that country.

Anonymous said...

OMG, I lauged so hard, those gut wrentching laughs.

When I read first Shane's comment, and wondered why he'd say, "Anna, Anna, Anna, what are we going to with you".

Then I read SB comment, and I swear to you I peed my pants laughing so hard. There was no lol, or rotflmaof, was going to do it, I had to how much I was entertained by these comments. The most entertainment I've encountered in a few days.

I should have read more than just one blog, and I should also considered that a female can be a bastard child too.

I'm sort of dissapointed that your not a transexual, crossdresser. I was quit excited learn about cross dressing.

Sorry,
Anna Grace
XXX

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sorry to disappoint, Anna. If I do become a transexual cross dresser, you'll be the first to know.

Love ya.