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Friday, April 10, 2009
Good Friday: Remember the Jeez
It might have been a "good" Friday for you, but it wasn't a good Friday for the Jeez. Trust me.
Here's this month's Scary Jesus in honor of Good Friday.
I gave up peas for Lent this year because I don't like peas and never eat them. I got one over on the Jeez!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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