Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A Couple of Useless Twats

Take off the masks! Take off the masks! Here piggy, piggy. Here piggy, piggy.


Mimi said...

They're actually kinda attractive, so long as they leave the masks on.

Nellie said...

Just have to say this is some funny ass shit. I had to stop reading because I am at work and I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering. Thanks.

Lou said...

I read on a medical blog that those face masks are useless..

do you read "what would Tyler Durden do" He hates these two also.

Vincent Santa Cruz said...

They haven't quite got the Islamic thing right, have they?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hi Mimi. Welcome to the warped world that is Sarcastic Bastard. Thanks for joining us and for commenting.

You're right, the masks do help.



Sarcastic Bastard said...


Welcome to you! Glad I made you laugh. That's why I do it.

Thanks for checking the site out and for commenting. Visit again.



Sarcastic Bastard said...


Hi dahling. You are the second person who has mentioned that they thought I might like the Tyler Durden site. I will scope it out.

Love you,


Ask Aunt B said...

OMG, I scroll dwon after my comment and here they are in all their glory...what putz's. Oh damn, is there an s on that word like that? OMG I'll be up all night trying to figure it out, hahaha!

Herbert Barry Woodrose said...

I'm giggling like a useless twat over here. Are these real people? I wonder where they make these. I want to visit these people and see this picture on their mantle with this title over it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Welcome, Herbert! Thanks for checking out my site and for commenting. Yes, unfortunately these are real (but plastic, as in surgery) people. They are two moronic imbeciles that are on a reality TV show here called The Hills. The show is utterly mind-numbing.

I don't think you would want to visit these two twats because they aren't bright enough to talk about anything of substance. You would probably nod off.

Please come back and visit soon. Any friend of Shane's is a friend of mine.