The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Snotty Countess LuAnn Gets a Hug from a Fatty
SB just LOVES all the Real Housewives shows on Bravo! It's exactly my kind of mindless brain crack. I even watch episodes multiple times.
The Countess de Lesseps needs to get over her snotty-assed self and remove the bug she has up her regal fucking ass. This photo is my new computer background.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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