Monday, April 6, 2009

Vote for Best Serial Killer in the New SB Poll

Hey, they have awards for everything anymore--why not Best Serial Killer? Vote in the new Sarcastic Bastard Best Serial Killer poll on the right-hand side of this blog.

I must admit SB has a certain nostalgic fondness for Chuck Manson, so I voted first.


Beth said...

SB, I hate to ask a dumb question because I know how much you hate writing for us "dumb motherfuckers" BUT what exactly are the criteria we should be using to judge which serial killer is best? Number of kills? Number of life sentences? Number of sick-twisted-lonely-women wanting to marry them? I would love to vote but am stymied by the criteria.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

No criteria, toots. Just pick who you dig the most. For instance, Chuck Manson was especially crazy and interesting, and I associate him with my childhood, so I picked Chuck. (Plus, I liked the fact that he carved shit in his own skin--that separates the men from the boys when it comes to beliefs). Or, you could pick the Serial Killer you would least like to meet up with if they made a prison break. It's just a matter of personal preference, man. Don't sweat it. Just go on impulse.