Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Pussy-Throwing Ho Off the Hook

From my favorite newspaper, the NY Post, this morning. Comments in brackets are mine obviously.


"Project Runway" finalist Kenley Collins avoided having to don drab prison duds yesterday after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct for hurling a cat at her fiancé.

The plea deal means Collins, 26, has to stay out of trouble for a year, but otherwise won't have a criminal record. She's also required to refrain from throwing any more cats at -- or even seeing -- ex-fiancé Zak Penley.

"I went through hell and back over this," Collins told The Post. [SO DID THE CAT.]

Collins was initially charged with second-degree assault, a felony, but charges were quickly reduced.

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