The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Charlie Don't Vote
He don't surf, either. His ass is in prison, you dumb motherfuckers.
But your ass can vote! So beat it on over to the right side of this page and vote for Best Serial Killer in the Sarcastic Bastard poll.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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