Monday, April 6, 2009

Phone Conversation with the Moms

SB: I made a new Internet friend over the weekend.

the Moms: That's great, dear.

SB: He's a heroin junky who lives in France, whose father was dismembered and eaten by a famous serial killer.

(long pause)

SB: Well at least you'll have something to talk about with the other retirees at the spaghetti dinner tonight.

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