I Have Cable, Motherfuckers!

Not only that, my ass has a high-def DVR! Can I hear a round of applause? Now, that shit's magic! I am actually IN LOVE with my TV currently. I do not jest. If I could fuck it, I would. Truly.

SB also went out, when she was semi-tanked on beer over the weekend, and got her nose pierced. It's my personal rebellion, man. The husband didn't like pierced noses, and my ass watched SO DAMN MUCH TV, he didn't want to fork out for a DVR either. SO NOW I AM JUST IN HOG HEAVEN!

I even added The Sundance Channel today. I upgraded, as they say in cable speak, mofos. How could I have a DVR and not get The Sundance Channel or LOGO? Now, I have both, and I can watch documentaries on transexuals and shit. Did I ever tell you SB loves the transexuals? Well, not literally. It's just that a lot of transexuals are so brutally honest, I just dig them. I also admire transexuals because I think they are tremendously brave people.

This is a tranny-friendly page, motherfuckerrs! If you don't like it, go read the Anita Bryant fan page or some shit. May she and her ignorant Miss America ass rot!