Ms. Moon is going to get peeved at my ass for besmirching the holy sanctitude of motherhood, but I have one question upon looking at this photo--was this bitch crazy to have this many fucking squids (especially at a time when death from child birth was so common)? Jesus H. The father's probably got a hard-on just from standing so damn close to his wife in the photo. Watch out ho, or baby six will be in next year's family photo! Bitch is clearly near-sighted just from all that fucking and birthing.
And if I were this ho, I would have just given up on remembering these little fuckers' names. I'd probably resort to putting "Hello, my name is . . ." tags on all their precious asses. Do you suppose they had those name tags in the Victorian era (or whatever the fuck the era in the damn photograph is--my ass is just hazarding a guess here, people. SB is not an historian. I don't have time to research photos, goddammit. The people in the photo look repressed as fuck, so I assume it was the Victorian era. If your asses think I'm wrong, then please feel free to correct me. If you want to be a damn fact checker, go read somebody else's blog. SB doesn't give a midget's wang.).
And if I were this ho, I would have just given up on remembering these little fuckers' names. I'd probably resort to putting "Hello, my name is . . ." tags on all their precious asses. Do you suppose they had those name tags in the Victorian era (or whatever the fuck the era in the damn photograph is--my ass is just hazarding a guess here, people. SB is not an historian. I don't have time to research photos, goddammit. The people in the photo look repressed as fuck, so I assume it was the Victorian era. If your asses think I'm wrong, then please feel free to correct me. If you want to be a damn fact checker, go read somebody else's blog. SB doesn't give a midget's wang.).
