Florida Granny's Got a Hoe to Defend a Ho

Yes, it's another link you lazy bastards. Click it, because this shit is funny. Memaw means business! DAMN.

Link to Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/33596

The Same Level of Personal Fitness

Clearly, Michael of Dlisted and SB are at the same level of personal fitness.

Link to Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/32244

Here's Your Laugh for the Day

Compliments of the God Michael at Dlisted, the best celebrity blog EVER in the world EVER.

http://dlisted.com/node/32155

Only In Ohio, the Stupidest State in the Damn Union After Florida

Link to Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/32095

Dlisted Post About Susan Boyle

This post by Michael (God of All Bloggers) over at Dlisted about Susan Boyle made me laugh.

Link to Dlisted post: http://dlisted.com/node/31745

Nutty Knut Stalker Nearly Noshed

Link to a story about some fat stupid cow who was stalking poor Knut's ass and almost got eaten when she decided to go for a swim in the polar bear tank. I wish the dumb cunt would have gotten pulled apart, but then they would have put the poor bear down.

And, yes, SB is just a smidge cranky this morning. My tolerance for dumb asses is low under the best of circumstances (especially FAT dumb asses). I still think of myself as a size 7, people! Humor my ass.

Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/31564

Very Upsetting News

I've had some very unhappy news that His Highness of Gorgeousness, Pete Burns, is in the hospital with some very serious kidney problems. We wish Pete a speedy recovery! I will say my prayers for Pete tonight. Yes, I say prayers sometimes. So fuck you.

Link to disturbing news about my darling Pete at dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/31182

Confused Animal Hero: Mayor Pat Ahumada of Brownsville, Texas

Way to go Mayor Pat (kind of)!

Story from Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/31036

Fuck It's No Cussing Week

Thank Christ this shit is only in Los Angeles. By clicking on the link below, y'all will see why I love Michael over at Dlisted so much. Birds of a feather, man. I think we were separated at birth.

Link to Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/30947