SB Is a Busy Motherfucker and Rupert Done Went and Fucked Up His Face

[Impressive difference, my ass. Different person, more like. And could they have found a more unflattering before photo?]

Sorry about the lack of posts of late, peeps. SB's ass is busy with annual software releases here at work and busy getting settled in the new place. My ass finally got phone service yesterday.

Two Thoughts from the Weekend:

Graham Norton is my favorite chat show host EVER. I adore him. I recorded his whole season and watched the episodes back to back. What fun!

Rupert Everett, who I also adore, really fucked his face up with that surgery. I think I would have passed his fine ass in the street and not recognized him. Jesus H. I liked Rupe's old face just fine. His face is so damn tight now, post-surgery, that he grimaces. Motherfucker can't even smile normally. Why can't people just age with some damn dignity and grace? Is that shit too much to ask?

Gorgeous Pete Burns on Graham Norton

Here is SBs fave, Pete Burns, on Graham Norton. It's an oldie, but a goody. There's a bit of a sound issue on this one, but what the hell--you can still watch Pete's beautiful goddess face even without the sound.

Cher on Graham Norton

Graham Norton is Sarcastic Bastard's favorite chat show host. He was over here in America for awhile, but he couldn't find a damn audience, and his show didn't work out. Surivivor and stupid American Idol worked out, but we couldn't find an audience for genius like Graham. Okay, so that makes sense.

You dumb network fucks ought to give Graham another shot! Maybe he was just too saucy for American audiences. Saucy means fun!