Monday, June 15, 2009

SB Is a Busy Motherfucker and Rupert Done Went and Fucked Up His Face

[Impressive difference, my ass. Different person, more like. And could they have found a more unflattering before photo?]

Sorry about the lack of posts of late, peeps. SB's ass is busy with annual software releases here at work and busy getting settled in the new place. My ass finally got phone service yesterday.

Two Thoughts from the Weekend:

Graham Norton is my favorite chat show host EVER. I adore him. I recorded his whole season and watched the episodes back to back. What fun!

Rupert Everett, who I also adore, really fucked his face up with that surgery. I think I would have passed his fine ass in the street and not recognized him. Jesus H. I liked Rupe's old face just fine. His face is so damn tight now, post-surgery, that he grimaces. Motherfucker can't even smile normally. Why can't people just age with some damn dignity and grace? Is that shit too much to ask?

18 comments:

Steph said...

WTF? Is that really him? I miss the old Rupert.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Me too, girlfriend. Me, too.

Ms. Moon said...

No. People cannot age with any damn dignity or grace. Especially if they are actors, which is so weird because the face is such an important instrument in acting, don't you think?
But I tell you what- I look at my very own face and neck sometimes and think about how bizarre it is to look the way I do now. I think some people who get plastic surgery are just trying to be who they "used" to be which is who they think they really are, evidence to the contrary.
Sorry. Too many words.
I think I'm suffering from heat stroke.
But no, Rupert does not look better. He just looks weird.

Lou said...

Hey, that was a funny fucking comment you left on my fucking blog..fucking A!

Love you,
Lulu

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lou,
Love you back!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Never too many words from you, my dear. NEVER.

Love,

SB

Amy J said...

ew. that is so weird!
horrific
x

Mark said...

What would I do without you to keep me informed of the really important news of the day?

Marco Dante said...

SB, Yeah, saw him on The Today Show and had to wait for his name to appear on the screen to figure out who it was. Marco

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Nooooo, not Graham Norton, he's too hideous, sorry.. but I have to live with the fucker aND HE'S SOOO not funny after seeing him for the gazzilioneth time doing the same routine.
Sorry S, we gonna have to disagree.
Rupert used to be way cool, then he got to bee friends witth Madge...owww, bad move, I think
Anyway, have a good day babe
Nick XX

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
Do I detect a little sarcasm at work there? Is that what they call a backhanded compliment?

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hi there, Amy J! Hope you are well. Thanks for reading!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Marco,
Glad to hear from you, as always. I hope things are good.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick,
We WILL have to disagree on that one. The Moms and I both love Graham. We think he's adorable.

LOVE YOU, TOO!

SB

kelly Al-Saleh said...

He went and erased any sign of personality he might have had. I prefer the wrinkles. Men are lucky, they look better with wrinkles (in my opinion), they don't need surgery. Wrinkles make them look like they've lived (especially laughter lines - love them on both men and women). Maybe he wanted to look like he was born yesterday hence erase all signs of life experience.

When I was a kid I used to put flesh-coloured plasticine on my Barbies to give them wrinkles and double chins!

Good news, my iphone is back albeit with the clutter I worked so damn hard to put there all erased! The people at Apple were lovely (I should hope so at the prices they charge!).

Glad you're enjoying your cable sweetie.

take care luv

xx Kelly xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hey, Kell. Great to hear from you! Glad to hear your iphone is back up and running. Fantastic!

The plasticene and the Barbies made me laugh. They are too perfect, aren't they?

You take care, too, and please stay in touch.

Love,

SB

Lady Lemon said...

Oh, man. His new has is seriously creepy. Like the whole Jennifer Gray thing. Without her nose no one can even recognize her.

Total career killer.

I feel bad for celebs though. There is so much pressure to go under the knife, but half the time it backfires.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
You have it exactly right. TOTAL CAREER KILLER. At least he has some cartoon voice work with Shrek. He is also a great writer. I loved his autobiography.

Love,

SB