Tuesday, June 9, 2009

10 Things SB Hates

Why is it SO much damn easier to think of a list of 10 things I hate, rather than 10 things I love? Does this say some shit about me, like SB is a hater or something? Whatever. Feel free to put 10 of your own in the comments section, and don't steal mine people, because that shit's cheating, and you damn well know it.

1) Rush Limbaugh (moron)

2) George W. Bush (dolt)

3) peas

4) Dick Cheney (Mr. Potter)

5) animal abusers

6) evangelical Christians

7) snakes

8) mornings

9) cell phones and the dipshit motherfuckers that drive while talking on them

10) chatty motherfuckers

17 comments:

Aunt Becky said...

I hate sanctimonious reformed smokers.

Ms. Moon said...

I think I mostly just hate the sanctimonious. In general. That covers a lot of ground when you think about it.
I am not fond of brussels sprouts, either. Or leaving my house.

Alec Beattie said...

Squirrels, the BNP, stinky oldsters, wobblebottoms, noisy children, dog owners who have IQs less than their mutts, people who spit gum on to the pavement, fundamentalists of any faith, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Fat Mags, not being able to count to 10, my alarm, noisy neighbours and shit curries get my vote. And Russell Brand.

Steph said...

I hate leaving my crying boy at daycare and then having to go to work when I would rather rescue him and go home.

That's all I can come up with right now.

afk4life said...

SB
Have to disagree on the snakes. They're cute :) I still laugh at the description of Cheney's book (think that was Jon Stewart who said it?), "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People" hehe.
<3
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good answers all!

Mark said...

"Peas" in there like that is funny.

Lou said...

I hate people who let their dog run up and sniff my crotch when I'm running, while smiling stupidly and saying "Fido just loves people."

Syd said...

Here are some things that I intensely dislike:
1. control freaks
2. self-important people who talk loudly on their cell phones in public places
3. animal and child abusers (a stronger emotion here than intensely dislike)
4. gossipers
5. people who have no respect for the environment

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lou,
That was a good one!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I'm with you on all of them, but the gossiping one. If you don't have something nice to say, come and sit by me. Ha.

Love,

SB

Lady Lemon said...

I hate the humidity that we are forced to live with here in the South.

And most everything else on your list.

And black olives! Fucking yuck.

Gledwood said...

Mornings are only nasty when you have to get up way too early and work on far too little sleep... Rush Limbo or whatever the fck he calls himself ~ I tuned in online and couldn't believe a show that dire could roll out across America. Callers saying: "Hi I'm from Texas and I'm a conservative" ~ and all he can answer is "thank you very much for your call ~ goodbye!"

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gleddy,
Believe it--sadly America is CHOCK FULL of morons. Some of my family members listen to Rush. I DESPISE him.

Love,

SB

birdpress said...

Even fresh-from-the-garden, sugar snap peas? I love those.

I hate my tinnitus. And animal abusers. And Coach purses with the stupid logo on them. And getting bitten by dogs (which happened twice today.)

kinkynik said...

I quite like peas and love reptiles.

However I am dyspectically disposed towards Brown & Bliar and others of the new labour project who have shagged our erstwhile great country.

To balance I'm also non too fond of the French, cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kinkynik,
Welcome and thanks for commenting! One of my best friends in the world is French--I love the French! Besides, they have Gerard Depardieu. I adore him.

Best,

SB