Monday, June 29, 2009

Harvey Photo of the Week (for Nick)

Ah, happier times. . . This shit brings tears to SB's myopic (and very nearly blind) eyes. Harvey needs his damn daddy!

Clearly, Princess Tiamimimimimimimi is oblivious to the camera (unlike her whore of a mother) and is having nappy time. No, SB kids. I actually like Jordan/Katie Price. Her ass is HIGH entertainment now that my beautiful angel Anna Nicole has passed on to that great pink diamante-encrusted heaven in the sky. How could you not like somebody who bought her poor meth addict cousin a brand new set of teefs TWICE? Anna was a good person, who happened to like Strawberry Quik A WHOLE LOT, and I miss her goddammit.

Side Note (shit like this keeps me up at night--it's hard having a genius-level mind--you can't turn it off): I wonder if Sugar Pie is still alive. Help a bitch get some sleep--if you know the answer to this question--leave it in the comments.


Lou said...

Just how deep into the recesses of the internet do you have to go to find these pics...hmmmmmm???

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Not very damn deep, Lou. They are a REALLY well-known and reported upon family in Britain.

Lots of love,


Lady Lemon said...

Ok, I feel retarded (again). Who are these people??

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
These folks are UK celebrities and had a reality TV show for awhile. It may still be running. Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price, the mum) is pretty outrageous, especially her fashion sense.

Jordan and Pete (the daddy) are going through a wicked split/divorce right now. Who gets the kids is up in the air.

You can catch some of the reality episodes on youtube.