Thursday, June 4, 2009

Christina Ricci and Boyfriend

One question: How does he get it in?

And don't be all coy and precious, you know that question popped into your head first thang, too. If you ARE precious, this is not the blog for you!

15 comments:

jrains80 said...

SB,
You are right...I was thinking...I'm not too precious, but I put the pic out of my mind quickly.

Peace...

All This Trouble... said...

Stuffs it like a Butterball turkey?

afk4life said...

Their lube bill must be tremendous...
oO

Syd said...

If you saw Black Snake Moan, you might have an idea. Of course, he might be a vienna sausage too.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
That made me laugh. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Love ya,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
Great analogy. Couldn't have said it better myself!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

afk4life,
Good one and so true!

Much love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
That was funny. I had a neighbour who used to call them Viney Sausages. I haven't had that jelly-packed preservative-filled shit in years.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

I hate to tell you but that's sort of what Mr. Moon and I look like. And honey- it all works out. We're the same height lying down. And I'm, well, spoiled.

sKILLz said...

You KNOW that was 1st on my mind!
She has to have stock in some good lube...unless he...naaaa
Stay Up

Sasha (Malchik Gai) said...

Yeah, I once dated this big gorgeous Black dude, he was really sweet too. I was PISSED when we got in the sack and it wasn't even a mouthfull. In his case the myth was an opposite. An other sweet black guy I dated was practically a little person. I gave him the nickname Tripod. Go figure.
Blah, probably tmi.
He does look like a dad walking with his little girl though.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Glad to know it works out, honey.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

sKILLz,
Your comment made me laugh.

You stay up, too!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Too funny, Malchik. I guess one never knows.

Love,

SB

Lady Lemon said...

Dude, yes! WTF?