Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Old Maidenform Titsling Ad Created by a Damn Acid Head

Can anybody splain this piece of fuckery to me? This ho is looking pretty damn lofty and pretentious for a bitch wearing a fug titsling around. Also, why are flowers growing out of a bitch's face?

I think the ad guy who created this shit was on some serious drugs. SB's own ass has been on acid trips where I've seent shit just like this shit here--people dancing around in a state of undress, wearing funky animal masks. You've been there, too, so just admit that shit right now! We don't have room for lofty motherfuckers here.

10 comments:

Sasha (Malchik Gai) said...

Love the animal heads, early what do they call themselves? furbies, furrys or some shit like that. Idk.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Well the pics in the background kinda look like something from ole Willie Shakespear's Midsummers Night Dream, so maybe that's it.
It is pretty trippy though, have you tried swallowing this particular brand and seeing what happens, maybe its made from acid.
Dunno
Nick XXXXX

Ms. Moon said...

Maidenform did that sort of ad for years.
"I dreamed I.... in my Maidenform bra."
So that chick is dreaming she's at a masquerade in her Maidenform bra.
Kinda weird and kinky for those days. And I'm afraid that acid wasn't really around then so much. The guys who cooked that stuff up were either drunk or possibly high or maybe just very strange with bizarre sexual fantasies.

Syd said...

That bra looks painful. Like some kind of Madonna pointy boob contraption. Ugh...

Findon said...

Well I have to tell you that in my younger days I would spend hours looking at clothes catalogue pages of just such women. Now Im not saying that this hobby affected my growing years, but lets just say the piccy looks pretty OK to me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That made me laugh, Finny!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I like the bizarre sexual fantasies scenario, Ms. Moon. Pervert ad men. That would be a good movie title or rock group name, by the way.

Thanks for reading all!

Memoirs of a Heroinhead said...

Hiya SB,

She's also got what appears to be a cabbage leaf on her head and even more bizarrely, she has no thumbs (on either hand!!)

As for the bra.. I wouldn't like to get poked in the eye with that. She might as well just cover her tits in paper maché & go to the ball like that.

I wonder what she's wearing downstairs???lol

Love & wishes, Shane. x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Shane,
The thumb thing is weird. Leave it to you to notice that, my observant friend.

I'll bet that bitch is wearing granny panties or Spanx. Ha.

Love,

SB

All This Trouble... said...

I like the skirts.

Masks, tits, heels and skirts. I think that's all that is really needed here.

Oh, and thumbs. I really use my thumbs a lot. Even when I do drunken perverted things, I need my thumbs.