Friday, June 19, 2009

This Ho Needs to Put a Damn Titsling On

Brit tits definitely hang low, and bitch can tie them in a knot, or bitch can tie them in a bow! As they said on The Real Housewives (where I get all my important life advice, may I add), after a certain age, a woman needs to wear a damn bra! Apparently that age has come early for Brit-Brit.

That shit points down, motherfuckers! That's just plain unnatural.


birdpress said...

Looks like one of those dumb shirts that has the fake "bra" sewn into it. I think they are only meant for preteens or really perky young (small-breasted) women. She looks like she's about to leak.

Ms. Moon said...

Now Ms. Bastard. Here is where you and I part ways. I think those are lovely bosoms. If you could see mine- yikes!

Findon said...

SB. I just cannot see what the problem is here. Looks pretty damn OK to me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Look, people, her junk points downward. That shit's not natural.

Lady Lemon said...

SB - She could throw them over her shoulder like a continental soldier?

You clearly have been blessed with some of the... more petite bossoms of the word. This is often means "more shapely", also.

My DD's have been pointing the way south for, well, ever.

Such is the curse of the Big-Boobed.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
You make me laugh. You are hysterical.

Much love,


Syd said...

I agree with Findon. Not bad and at least they don't appear to be filled with saline solution. Au naturelle is okay by me.

All This Trouble... said...

Shut up, SB! You shut up right now! You shut up right now about Brit's tits..

I'm with the men and Ms. Moon.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
Are we a wee bit feisty this morning? Laugh.

Love you anyway,


All This Trouble... said...

I can't explain it...It's love for Brit's tits. They point downward because they make me say hellish things.

Brother Frankie said...

nuttin wrong here

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Brother Frankie,
Welcome. Thanks for joining us. That appears to be the male concensus around here, my dear.

Come back and comment again, please.



Brother Frankie said...

dear SB, but you do so hate us evangelicals so...i thought perhaps i would not be welcomed. I thank you.

i do admire female breasts. any type. they are sort of like the menu at baskin robbins ice cream. so many too choose from.

but being an evangelical, (not meant sarcastically) my tasting of breasts is more limited than my tasting of ice creams at above mentioned eating establishment.

i promise not to annoy you good folks any more than i do the cute waitresses that serve my coffee.

Be Blessed
Brother Frankie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dear Brother Frankie,

I don't hate many folks, with the possible exception of Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney. Little joke there.

You are a character like me. I can tell from comments I've read. All characters are welcome here. My husband is an evangelical, and I married him, so I am not entirely prejudiced. I just get angry when I see or read things that I think are ignorant or mean to others.

God bless you, too, Brother Frankie. Comment anytime. You are always welcome here.

Best regards,