Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Scary Jesus: Bloody Jeez

This post is for my fucking warped Catholic sister-in-law, who's probably up to her ass in boxes right now, preparing to move. Her ass probably isn't even looking at my blog lately, but I can't be phoning motherfuckers up all across the country, informing them that there is damn post dedicated to them. If you don't read, people, your ass just misses out.

Anyhoo, this particular Scary Jesus looks like it would take an entire box of maxi-pads to staunch his flow, if you know what I mean. Fucker's a righteous damn mess.

12 comments:

Beth said...

I am up to my elbows in boxes but I always have time for a Scary Jesus pic. This one is definitely the scariest so far: what was the artist thinking? There is no way this image is not intended to scare the hell out of innocent children!

Ms. Moon said...

Designed by Mel Gibson.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

BETHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SB loves ya! Glad you saw your precious dedication of heavenly preciousness.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good one, Ms. Moon!

Lady Lemon said...

Dude, talk about heavy flow! The whole cross/jesus on the cross thing is creepy. I once heard someone compare wearing the cross around one's neck to wearing an electric chair. When you think of it that way, it's extra fucknig creepy.

Brendan_Doig said...

His beard looks somewhat ginger................

adrienne said...

with all due respect to people's beliefs, it is pretty disturbing that people want to sit in a space with that monstrosity hanging over them, on their 'DAY OF REST'!!!

Nellie said...

Creepy for sure....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
Now THAT is an interesting thought.

Much love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Brendan,
Perhaps Jesus was a ginge. One never knows.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne,
I'm with you girl. I don't get that shit either.

Much love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hiya, Nellie.

SB loves ya. Thanks for reading.