Thursday, June 4, 2009

Nauseating Photo of the Day: Russell Brand

I hope this motherfucker's joking.

14 comments:

jrains80 said...

Always found this gender-confused idiot quite insulting, wishing he was actually funny. This pic says it all. We'll try not to puck here.
-J. Rains

All This Trouble... said...

Well, now I love me some Russell Brand but this isn't very flattering in regards to his crotchal region, is it?

Where is his penis? I know Ms. Ricci doesn't have it! Why, you may ask? Because she's obviously bumpin' uglies with that big motherfucker in the previous post.

Amy J said...

i really cannot stand this man!

Mark said...

Did you see him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? He's hysterical, and most certainly making fun of himself. I also heard him on the radio. You'd actually like him.

afk4life said...

And I was just getting over my hangover...ugh lol.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amy J,
Welcome, toots! Thanks for joining all of us warped motherfuckers here at Sarcastic Bastard. Our asses have a lot of fun.

Visit again and comment often. We just sound scary. We're actually nice people, dammit.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
Not a flattering chest either. Could he be any less defined or potentially more cadaverous in colour?

Big yuck.

Love ya,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
No, I did not see Forgetting Sarah Marshall. IF I COULD EVER GET MY DAMN CABLE INSTALLED, MAYBE I'D WATCH IT! Can you tell I am still a tad upset about being without CABLE TELEVISION?

Just a little.

Love,

SB

birdpress said...

I want to get my husband to reenact this photo.

sKILLz said...

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is SOO FUNNY! He is funny in it, everyone is funny in it!
They say like so many funny things in there that you have to watch it at least 2x to catch everything!
I LOVED this movie and he was VERY funny in it.
I can't say if I like him or not because I only saw him in this one movie and I don't really hear much about him you know?
Stay Up!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Birdy,
If it works and you get him to reenact it, you have to post it on your blog of course!

Love ya,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I will watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall if the damn cable guy ever shows up!

All This Trouble... said...

Forget Sarah Marshall! Just get the cable guy to re-enact this photo.

You have a surf board, right? You could put it up on cement blocks and spray his soft cable-guy chest with the water hose.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
What if it's a cable girl--ick?!

Love ya,

SB