To Tide You Motherfuckers Over in SB's Much Lamented Absence: Awkward Pet Photo

I just like the damn picture, okay? So shoot me. I don't know what in the fuck kind of animal this is. Can anybody identify this species? I'm overworked. I don't have time to be a damn zoology researcher!

One Pimpin' Jive-Ass Bulldog

English Bulldogs are SB's absolute favorite canines. I don't even mind that they slobber and snot all over the place. In a few months, I will be getting a bulldog pup. My grandfather had a whole slew of bulldogs, and of course, due to grandpa and UGA, the University of Georgia mascot, they are very dear to me.

Today's featured bulldog is one pimpin' jive-ass motherfucker. I just liked the damn picture. And it's my blog so I'm posting that shit.

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

I think Kanye's ass looks a little unenthusiastic about this particular photo opportunity. [I thought it was Techno Twins, not Techno Cinqtuplets.]

There are five people in the photo with Kanye, right? I told you damn people that math is not SB's strong suit. I was a damn English major! I sincerely fucking apologize for not being John Nash and for not having a beautiful enough mind for you lofty people. I hope one day you will find it in your cold hearts to forgive me.

I Just Like the Damn Picture, OK?

I Just Like the Damn Picture, OK?