Tuesday, July 14, 2009

To Tide You Motherfuckers Over in SB's Much Lamented Absence: Awkward Pet Photo

I just like the damn picture, okay? So shoot me. I don't know what in the fuck kind of animal this is. Can anybody identify this species? I'm overworked. I don't have time to be a damn zoology researcher!

10 comments:

Lady Lemon said...

Duuuude. I cannot identitfy that scary, little, hairless fucker either. All I know is I certainly do not want it to latch onto my face.

And, are they in an art museum? Wtf?

Ms. Moon said...

Look- I never even want to SEE one of those whatevers. That is very creepy and very weird and how do you find these things?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
This shit just comes to me, like manna from heaven. The weird is attracted to me. I can't imagine why.

-RageBoXx said...

What the fuck - that thing looks like what we would have gotten if the Pope and Paris Hilton hooked up.

No seriously, the movie Men In Black comes to mind, for some reason.

Mr.Mischief said...

Check the background out-it's in a museum, and I bet it's one of those super-realistic people sculptures...still cool as hell though

Sarcastic Bastard said...

RageBoXx,
Welcome formally. I thought about Men In Black, too! Great minds think alike, my brothah.

Stay cool and thanks for reading,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
Welcome to the warped world of SB. With a name like that, you're bound to fit in well here. Thanks for reading.

Best, SB.

Alec Beattie said...

It's a hairless monkey called the Fellatio monkey.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Alec, you filthy-minded Scot!

Alec Beattie said...

What? I'm only saying what everybody's thinking...