Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fuck Me--I Hate Yogurt

SB HATES yogurt, but since it's good for the digestive system, I have painfully resigned myself to eating the Greek variety, since it's sort of a cross between sour cream (which I love) and yogurt. It's still yucky though. That is my empirical fucking opinion.

I hate yogurt SO MUCH that a friend of mine used to make me take a bite of her yogurt just to watch the awful face I made.

Yogurt is some disgusting motherfucking shit. I am unanimous in that!

13 comments:

Lady Lemon said...

I agree. I was never a fan of yogurt until I discovered the Greek kind, which I think is like a mix between yogurt and cream cheese. I see the sour cream too.

It is better if eaten with fruity preserves or honey. My boyfriend is addicted to the stuff.

downtown guy said...

I was watching that HBO show where that porn star walks around naked and gives sex advice, and she says that she hates yogurt and won't let guys cum in her mouth, and feels those two things are related. God, that's a weird show.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG (Code Name: Chicken Babysitter),
That's a gross BUT TRUE thought. I never connected the two. UNTIL NOW.

Love,

SB

downtown guy said...

Crap, I'm a chicken wrangler!

You know, this is probably not the time to admit that I really do like yogurt.

(word verification: psyco)

Steph said...

I like yogurt, but as far as DTG's comment, uh, yeah, not so much the other. We need a poll! How many womens out there like cum in there mouth???

And I for one deny any similarity between the two. If only for my own state of mind.

Sasha (Malchik Gai) said...

I don't know if you've ever seen it but it's available in my part of Ohio, usually near the cold dressings and all the expensive shit close to the salad bags. But Kefir is really just as good if not better than yogurt for your digestive tract. Though it's more like a combination of yogurt and buttermilk. I love it, but with a Ruskki Mom it's hard not to love somethin Ruskki, y'know? I like it cuz you can put it on your cornflakes and somehow that's better. I don't have a clue if this will mean diddly but it's worth a shot to try it at least. As for what downtown guy said, maybe that's why I like yogurt or sommat? who knows=P
Hugz
S

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Me neither on the other. There is no privacy on this blog, right? Total honesty is our motto!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Malchik,
Thanks for the tip buddy!

Love,

SB

cozzie laura said...

here in mexico, we love yogurt and devote multiple dairy cases to it in every known varity and thickness, and in unusally disgusting flavors like "raisin" I feel your pain.

Syd said...

SB, I eat the low fat vanilla flavor and it is good. I have it for breakfast. I've also eaten the plain kind and added some cinnamon and nutmeg. Makes it taste better IMO.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Thanks for the tip. Maybe if I dump shitloads of cinnamon in it, I'll be able to stomach that shit. Worth a shot.

Love,

SB

Lady Lemon said...

First: DTG! You've scarred me for life! Good thing I was a yogurt fan to begin with. I have seen that show you speak of. It is VERY odd.

As far as the issue that Steph brings up: yeah. I'm right there with you ladies.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Cozzie Laura,
Raisin. OMG. PUKE. Oh well, at least you don't have to deal with the damn snow. I'd eat damn raisin yogurt everySINGLEday if I never had to see snow again!

Thanks for reading.

Love, SB.