Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Spaghettios and Margaritas

This is really weird, but SB has a hankering for Spahettios with meatballs (of course) and frozen strawberry margaritas. Do you motherfuckers see why I might have a slight struggle with my weight?! I'm intuitive eating now, so I can have whatever I want--tonight it's Spaghettios and margaritas.

Now, don't you shiftless fuckers go and picture SB as a TOTAL FAT ASS. Just picture a SEMI-FAT ASS and that works fine.

I am heading for home to begin my feast. Y'all have good evenings.

17 comments:

miss alaineus said...

aren't margaritas like kool-aid for grownups anyways????

i say eat what you want. i had frozen frosting scraped off a cake for breakfast (i hate cake).

if anyone berates us for our food choices, you chuck the spaghettios can at them and then i will finish them off by bitch slapping them with my frostingless frozen cake.

xxalainaxx

Lou said...

WTF is intuitive eating?

Queenneenee said...

Enjoy your feast. I came upon your site through others-don't remember who-but I love your blog and your humor. I think I'll stick around, you crack my shit up.

nan said...

mmmmm...sounds yummy.

Syd said...

It sounds better than what I had for dinner.

gingermagnolia said...

I'm with ya on the strawberry margaritas, spaghettios...not so much. Enjoy your feast!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss Alaineus,
Sounds good to me, babe.

Love to you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lou,
Hi there dahling. Intuitive eating is where you eat whatever you want, but stop the moment you start to feel full. You eat what you like, but aren't allowed to overeat basically.

Hope all is well.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Queenneenee,
Welcome my dear. I have noticed your name before on other blogs too. Please join our loving, yet warped, family here at Sarcastic Bastard. You can't have too much family, right?

Thanks for commenting.

Many blessings,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nan,
I've been missing you. Glad you are out there. I hope everything is good.

Much love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
What did you have for dinner?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
SB loves you! Glad to hear from you, as always.

The Spaghettios and margaritas were a good combo. Trust me.

Lady Lemon said...

The idea of alcohol and spaghtettios scares me. The fear dates back to this time in highschool when my friends and I were just starting to experiement with drinking.

I was actually going to tell the you the story, but now that I'm really thinking about it, no. I'll spare you the horror.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
I would be pleased to share your horror. What are friends for? Don't tease SB like that. Share your shit! UNLOAD.

Cindy said...

I dunno, I'm more of a merlot/spaghettio's gal myself.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Cindy,
I'm flexible, babe. That shit works too.

Buckets of love,

SB

Kat Skratch said...

Hope it was DELICIOUS! :D Margaritas are always a good choice... Heh.

Kat