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Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wedding Photo Fuckery
Can't these fuckers wait until the damn honeymoon? This is taking casual wedding photography all shades of TOO FAR.
Also the bride is a chub. It's a good thing she's not really resting the brunt of her full weight on the groom's balding horny ass. I call it like I see it, motherfuckers. I just call that shit out.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
SB, be kind. That's clearly baby weight. Didn't you notice that giant fetus that fell from her vag?
Poor dear. She must be one of those "I didn't Know I Was Pregnant" girls.
Lady Lemon,
NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!
SB bows the hell down.
I see someone else has been at the awkward family photos. Those are hilarious.
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