Monday, July 27, 2009


Link to the Peter Pan Wedding page:
[Fuckery Warning Level: RED]

In SB's humble opinion, the worst part of this whole red-hot mess is the groom's hair. He looks like he ought to be named Tennille and be dueting with the fucking Captain (who had some freaky motherfucking eyes, by the way--evidence below).

Remember the Dorothy Hamill/Toni Tennille haircut? (Okay--my ass is OLD--we've established that already--so fuck you for thinking it.) SB had one. I thought that shit was stylin, but actually I looked like the little fucking Dutch boy.


miss alaineus said...

sb hear ya on the hair...who woulda thunk there would be a real life, 50-ish prince valliant out there.

didja see the rest of their links and that's all i gots to say about that.


Nellie said...

Damn, you've been on a roll since I last checked in. That's some funny shit. I was laughing so fucking hard.
I agree each to their own, but they've got to know that shit's unusual. You've got to be able to laugh at yourself when dressed in wool or fairy suits.
I like the new header. Every time I look at that fuzzy, pink head I smile.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss Alaineus,
Yes, I did see the rest of their links. That shit was too much!

Love ya,


Sarcastic Bastard said...

You're the only one who commented on the new header. Bless your observant heart. I put a lot of sweat and hard work into that shit. Glad it makes you smile.

You are loved my dear friend,


May said...

When you were a little Dutch boy, did you put your finger in a dyke?
(This is so bad, I won't blame you if you don't approve it.)

Lady Lemon said...

Oh god. I used to have the nick-name the Captain (do NOT ask) and a friend named "Camille".

The Captain and Camille. Yeah.

As cheesy as that is, at least neither one of us had that hair cut.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Actually that shit was FUNNY. Good one. Of course I approved it. We don't censor here at Sarcastic Bastard. Well, we do censor conservative Christians and republican assholes.

Love you tons,


Alec Beattie said...

I love themed weddings, especially so because EVERY wedding in Scotland has a 'drink-too-much-and-punch-a-bridesmaid' theme.
I went to a Star Trek themed wedding. It was OK but some drunk Klingons crashed it and started making trouble. Honest.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

There is nothing more boring to me than Trekkies. I would have died. Sadly, I believe you totally.

Love, SB.

gingermagnolia said...

I know a girl whose parents named her Tenille. No shit.