Thursday, July 9, 2009

NEW SB Feature! Wool Fetishist of the Week

SB is introducing a NEW SB Feature called Wool Fetishist of the Week, at least until I get bored with it. If you are a regular motherfucker, you know how features come and go around here. Anyhoo, my current fascination is with wool fetishists, or motherfuckers who get turned on by wearing wool. Seems to me that wool would really make a person's privates itch like a motherfucker, but what the hell. We're not here to judge, people! We'll leave that shit to that moron Rush Limbaugh and the conservative Christians, who want to boss everybody around and ruin everybody's good time.

If you happen to be a wool fetishist, we welcome you to Sarcastic Bastard and invite you to comment. We are open-minded people, and we would like to learn more about wool fetishstry. Bless your wooly little hearts.


Ms. Moon said...

The blue suit looks sort of cozy. You know, for those winter days at the North Pole.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

He/she sort of looks like the Cookie Monster. Now I'm hungry.

Lady Lemon said...

Yes, itchy was the first word that sprung to my mind. I am not turned on by itchiness, I must say. But, to each his own, I suppose.

That blue one really does look like cookie monster.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Itchy is on my mind right now, SB has splotches of the poison oak. I picked up the Disdainful One after she ran into the underbrush in the back yard. Big fucking mistake.

I tried some of that clear Calamine lotion. That stuff doesn't work for shit. As a result today, I have pink dry blotches all up and down my arm. To hell with vanity. That's the great thing about getting old. Comfort comes first. I look like I have the damn leprosy.

the kitchen goddess said...

the 'sweater' looks a little bit like a straightjacket. does it also come with its own woolie handcuffs? and a wool onesie. always a first. wow.

Ms. Moon said...

Try the Benedryl cream. That might help.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kitchen Goddess,
Love your name. Very glam. Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard, and thanks for reading and commenting.

Actually there are woolie garter belts and shit. Some chick over in Germany knits them. I'll have to try and find her site again because the pictures are hysterical.

Please join us here again. We're somewhat demented but fairly harmless.



Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for the tip, Ms. Moon! I suppose with all of your gardening, you've probably had the damn poison oak a few times yourself.

Love you,