Thursday, July 23, 2009

That Busted-Ass Ho Megan Fox Thinks She Can Compete with Saint Ang

That broke-ass beatdown busted-ass ho, Megan Fox, will ALWAYS be the poor man's Angelina Jolie. She is not even worthy to wipe Angie's golden ass with her hair. You know that bitch thinks she is a Hollywood contender! There are rumors that Megan is in the running to play Angie's role in the forthcoming Tomb Raider sequel. I am calling the damn studio to protest that shit!

Angie is a golden angel of beauty and light. I'll bet her farts sound like an elegant symphony. What sort of delusion does this broke-ass ho Megan Fox live with, that she thinks she COULD EVER replace Saint Ang EVER?

NOTE TO ANGIE: SB is single now! I would go gay for you! Phone moi!!

5 comments:

Heather said...

here, here, I hear you on that one

Lady Lemon said...

I have to admit, I kind of hate The Ang, but I would kind of go gay for her too. It's a tough call, really. I do bet her farts are musical and probably smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls.

Megan Fox, on the other hand IS a broken down ho. She's one of those women that is so utterly over-sexualized that every picture she takes looks pornographic. Same thing with Carmen Electra.

I would go gay for you, SB!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
That shit is the nicest compliment I EVER RECEIVED. I am SO flattered.

You are precious to SB's heart, as my nana would say.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Heather,
Clearly, we have GOOD TASTE!

Love your bones,

SB

gingermagnolia said...

I find Megan beautiful, but she says the most assinine things. It makes me want to hit her in the face. Now, Angie on the other hand...