Thursday, July 30, 2009

It Is Bring Bella to Work Day to Share Her Fucking Preciousness and Lighten the Darkened Lives of My Co-Workers

Today is Bring Bella to Work Day. SB had to fucking spread the kitten preciousness around. I even forced Bella's ass to wear her damn purple bling collar with the tinkle bell and rhinestones THAT SHE FUCKING HATES.

I thought about calling a few close friends here and inviting them to COME LOOK AT MY PUSSY, but if you can believe it, that shit is not considered business appropriate! You can't have any fun in a business office, motherfuckers.

One time, when I was a supervisor (I got layed off from that gig, if you can believe that shit!), I ordered a mini-trampoline and had it delivered to my office, which had a glass window out front. Of course I had to assemble that fucker and test it out. You should have seen the looks on the faces of the motherfuckers passing by the window! So actually you CAN have fun in a business office, but they may lay your ass off for it.

I was telling a male friend on break, when I was petting my pussy, that my pussy is really clean and smells good. Then he wanted to pet my pussy, too!

[The Moms is going to be REALLY MAD when she reads this post. She doesn't like me discussing my pussy in a public forum.]

16 comments:

downtown guy said...

Hey, what about some pictures of your pussy?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
If only I had a camera. Also, my pussy is a little shy.

May said...

That DTG is getting sassy with you! He ought to be buying your ass a margarita if he expects pussy pictures!
You are the living end, SB. I can't believe you got laid off for a trampoline. You would've been my favorite manager ever.
love,
May

Queenneenee said...

I would have pet your pussy SB. People are no fucking fun anymore.

Steph said...

DTG stole my comment!

birdpress said...

Damn, downtown guy totally beat me to it!

Syd said...

I think that I would like to know if it purrs when stroked. All mine purr up a storm and their motors are so loud that they keep me awake.

sKILLz said...

Isnt your pussy posted on my blog? I must check this out.
BRB

sKILLz said...

Ok I just looked and it says "Ginger" (Bastards Doggy) now right under it says "LOU'S KITTY"
Did I mix them up?
I might have been high so please take a look and let me know.
It is on the right hand side, you know where all the pix are.

Now on to your post, shit who would not have wanted a trampoline in the office? Fucking crabby fuckers I swear!
If someone came to me in the office and said "wanna see my pussy" you know I would jump all over that. Being a lesbian and a animal lover, I figure I'm good either way right?
HOLLA!
Stay Up!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
I got layed off because I was a supervisor, and my ass let my people pretty much do what they wanted to do. As long as they got what needed to be done done on time, I didn't give a shit. I'm not into a power trip, man. I was uncomfortable being THE MAN, you know?

I love you my little May May.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Queenneenee,
You can say that shit again.

Have a great weekend!

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Yes, it purrs if it is stroked nicely.

Much love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

sKILLz,
You got it right. You posted my doggie, Ginger. You neglected my pussy. DAMN.

You're definitely good either way, homie.

I love you tons!

SB

Alec Beattie said...

This is the worse outbeak of Double Entendre Disease I have ever witnessed...

sKILLz said...

Alight homie I'm glad I got it right. You must not have sent me a pic of your pussy. I will double check, cause you know I got nothing but love for you and the fur babies!
HOLLA!

Lady Lemon said...

I bet you have one sweet pussy, SB. I would just love to stroke it all day!

Pussy pics indeed, yo!!