Monday, July 27, 2009

Not Much To Say Today Due to the Nocturnal Clampett Invasion

Hello, my dear motherfuckers. I hope all of you had very wonderful and relaxing weekends.

SB had a nice weekend, but got awakened in the wee hours last night by the Clampetts, discoursing loudly RIGHT OUTSIDE the window where I sleep. I swear it was like 4:30 in the morning, and one of the kids who live behind me was headed for the airport, and whoever came by to watch her kids cackled like a drunk when she laughed and talked AT FULL FUCKING VOLUME. "GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD! HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?"

Poor suffering SB is a damn zombie today. I had tried to go to bed by like 9:30 last night to catch some extra sleep, because I am still not 100% from my cold, and then THE KITTEN FROM HELL kept playing until I finally shut her in the goddamn bathroom upstairs and then THE BEVERLY DAMN HILLBILLYS had a damn conference outside the window and MOTHERFUCK IT--the best laid plans--and all that shit.

So, SB is a bit tired and down today, and I am missing my dear friend, Ms. Moon, who is enjoying a lovely Mexican vacation. So, when I swung by her blog today, where she has so kindly left us (her blog family) repeater posts to read in her absence (a sort of Best of Ms. Moon), I encountered the post linked below. It didn't help my mood much, but it made me feel even more humanly connected to my dear friend. It also made me ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that she has become one of my favorite writers and one of my favorite people.

I have recently had the pleasure of getting to know Ms. Moon's delightful offspring via the Internet, and I am so damn glad! I refer to the entire family as The Magnificent Moons, and they absolutely fucking are.

Here is a photo of Mr. and Mrs. Moon, which I copped (without her permission) from her site. I love this photo. Could there be a cuter damn couple? I think not.

Link to Ms. Moon's moving post at Bless Our Hearts: http://blessourhearts.blogspot.com/2009/07/when-there-are-no-words.html

SB loves you all. May the day send you unexpected blessings.

10 comments:

downtown guy said...

I'm working on a blog post about my weekend tending to Moon Manor as we speak.

Lou said...

I liked Ms Moon's post. I know people say trite things sometimes, and it may not even be what we believe, but like she wrote..their hearts are in the right place.

Nice link, sleepy bastard.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
I can't wait! I'll watch for it.

Syd said...

I'm glad that I live on 7 acres where only the squirrels and frogs make noise.

May said...

This is so sweet. I tried to comment before but i had to go curl up in a pathetic ball and feel loved. We all have crushes on you, SB!
love,
May

Lady Lemon said...

I adore her. They are the cutest couple.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
I love your whole famdamily. My ass wants to be the adopted Moon kid. Think I've got a shot at being a Magnificent Marvelous Moon? I can be the nutty family member. I've had a lot of practice.

LOVE YOU,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
YES THEY ARE!

downtown guy said...

SB: to be the nutty family member in our set, you'd have to be a conservative Christian republican. We've got nutty down to a fine science.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
I'll do whatever it takes to become a Moon, baby. I'll SACRIFICE.