Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Wool Fetishists of the Week

This week, we have another wool fetishist pair for you motherfuckers' double delight! Personally, SB finds this shit anything but sexy, and it is my understanding that these folks get off on fucking in these suits. I don't get that shit. Is there strategic pocketry someplace? Surely the wool-covered penis doesn't go in the woolen cooze? Perhaps this would work as an effective form of birth control though. Your thoughts, all? Don't be shy.

Looks to me like the wooly on the left is packing a little extra poundage. Do you suppose that's why she prefers wearing the suit when doing it? That shit hides a multitude of sins!

And again, if you are a proper wool fetishist, we want to hear from you! We value your input and would like to knew if the suits make your privates itchy, or is that part of the draw? We are not here to scoff. We are here to embrace and appreciate all lifestyles*, unlike the damn Bush administration and the religious right, but don't get my ass started.

*Except for people who cut off limbs for a sexual thrill or pedophiles--you've got to draw the line somewhere. One has got to have standards, motherfuckers!

17 comments:

Lady Lemon said...

Dude, I've been listening to the Savage Love Podacast recently and I have become aware of ALL KINDS of sexual fetishes that I was not aware before. And I considered myself to be pretty up on these kinds of issues. I must have been wrong.

As for the woolen vag/penis situation - all that I can think of is friction! Is wool flamable? That could be a serious fire hazard, man.

downtown guy said...

It seems to me that a wool fetish would have to go hand in hand with a sweat fetish.

May said...

Honestly? You make my life complete.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
You are my guru. Your ass thinks of everything.

SB loves ya!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank/DTG,
That shit made me laugh. Sweat fetish, indeed!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
SB considers all the Moons family--FUN family!

Love you,

SB

downtown guy said...

I'm willing to bet that Florida is short on wool fetishists is all I'm saying.

May said...

That would be some funny S&M shit right there. You're all ready to get whipped and Madam Mayhem cranks up the heat and whips out a wool suit. OOOOOoo! You've been a VERY bad boy!

Syd said...

It's way too hot to do anything in that outfit,let alone copulate. Heck how do you even pee in something like that. Necked (the southern form of naked) is the only way.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
That made me laugh. Like me, you have an active imagination. This is a good quality and keeps us easily amused.

Love ya,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
The pee thing crossed my mind, too. Guess you just go in the damn suit. Yuck.

Love you,

SB

Brother Frankie said...

now, i really like this lil woolie..

http://wtfstuff.boxofsoap.com/costumes/costumes/catgirl_japan_2.jpg

Mark said...

That is just fucking weird. But then again, a lot of people think it's weird that I like to wear leather chaps to bed, so I guess if I ask for them to keep their goddamn opinions to themselves and let me be I can withhold judgement on someone who evidently wants to sweat to death.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Brother Frankie,
Thanks for the link.

Love you!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
You make SB laugh. That was fucking funny. To each his own, right? Or as my cousin, Tod, used to say, "whatever blows your skirt up."

Thanks for reading dahling,

SB

Fishwhiskers said...

wool fetishism ... it really leaves u tickled :) xxx

Heather said...

I'm new to your blog.. and I love it lol keep it up