Thursday, July 23, 2009

Does this Dress Make My Ass Look Fat, Motherfuckers?


16 comments:

downtown guy said...

No, your fat ass does.

Steph said...

I don't know about your ass, but your cat looks fat.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It just dawned on me that I'm not sure that's a dress at all. It sorta looks like a damn panty.

downtown guy said...

"Son, you've got a panty on your cat."

Lady Lemon said...

I was thinking kitty wife beater. To wear when he beats his kitty wife.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank,
Raising Arizona is MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. Good catch.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lady Lemon,
Could be, toots. Could be.

downtown guy said...

SB: that is the only thing I can think of when I hear/see the word panty.

Cindy said...

We have an obese cat, "Chloe", we like to call her porkchop.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Cindy,
That's a good name!

Love,

SB

miss alaineus said...

my cat thinks your cat is hottt!

after living in ohio for 332 days i can vouch for anything and everything you say about ohio.

any state name with three syllables spelled with four letters is gonna have issues.

the worst part is that the last time i was in ohio i didnt see one single mullet. talk about feeling cheated....


xx miss alaineus xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss Alaineus,
Welcome to the warped world of Sarcastic Bastard. I hope you will join us here often. We are a dysfunctional, but happy, family.

Bless your heart for spending that kind of time here in Ohio and not being a native. Go to Fairborn during your next trip to Ohio. You are sure to see a damn mullet there.

Love, SB.

sKILLz said...

Cute cat.
Looks like a cat we rescued called Buster.
He is now in his forever home and happy as can be!
Stay Up!

gingermagnolia said...

Bwahahahahaha. It looks like the cat is wearing someone's tighty whities, and even like there's a tiny, askew bowtie. And kitty does not look amused, but I sure am.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

sKILLz,
So glad to hear from you, as always. I had dinner last night with my neighbors and their lovely pit bull. What fun!

I thought of you.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
Thanks for reading! I was amused as hell, too. Fat cats are fun!

Have a great week.

Love, SB.