Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The ORIGINAL AND BEST Motherfucker Sayer

This is Sam L. Jackson, THE ORIGINAL AND BEST MOTHERFUCKER SAYER, and don't you forget it. If I go to a movie and this motherfucker doesn't say motherfucker, my ass feels cheated, and I try to get my motherfucking money back.

11 comments:

Lady Lemon said...

Interesting question you pose: Is there a Samuel Jackson movie out there where he doesn't say motherfucker??? If there is, I haven't seen it.

Ms. Moon said...

I love you, Ms. Bastard. I had lunch with my kids and we were all "Where's Ms. Bastard?" I said, "She was sick. I hope she's okay."
And here you are- still sick.
We want you to get better, okay?

-RageBoXx said...

Dude, what? No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjaY_xej5Os

Motherfucker please, my shit is custom - oh if I could say that every time someone offered me a drink.

Oh, and you can't forget Bruce Willis and "yippie ki yay mother fucker!"

And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcNgEzrDtGk&feature=fvw


That's the shit.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Goddamnit. I want to have lunch with the Moon family! Why does my ass have to be a damn Yankee? If I lived closer, I could lunch with you all. I could be an adopted Moon family member. Shit, man. Damn geography straight to hell.

Love to all the dear Moons,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Rage,
Bruce is NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL as Mr. Jackson. No way. No how.

Thanks for reading and commenting. Hope all is well.

Love you,

SB

May said...

Yay! Welcome back!
I heard that Samuel L. Jackson only agreed to do Snakes on a Plane when they promised he could say "Snakes on a Motherfucking plane!" That shit is awesome. I love that man.
And I love that you are back.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
Thanks, my friend. Great to hear from you!

I am happy to be back. I just wish to hell I didn't still sound like Froggy.

Love you,

SB

Syd said...

He does some mean blues too. Did you see Black Snake Moan?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nah, I didn't see that one yet, Syddie. It's on my list.

Love,

SB

Alec Beattie said...

That MF sure can say MF.
I particularly like his swearing in Pulp Fiction - even his MF wallet is called Bad MF!
Come to think of it, when I saw Pulp Fiction I thought it was a MF comedy until I realised I was the only MF laughing.
MF!

sKILLz said...

Dam right MOTHERFUCKER!!!