SB is crabby today. Go figure. If I have to listen to one more motherfucker's personalized ring tone (at EXTREMELY LOUD volume, might I add), I am going to kill a bitch!
The guy next to me has classical music as his ring tone. I'd still like to strangle his highbrow cultured ass.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE SUBJECTED TO YOUR DAMN MUSIC, MOTHERFUCKERS! I DON'T CARE HOW CLEVER A CHOICE YOU THINK YOU'VE MADE. I WOULD STILL LIKE TO STICK THAT PHONE ABOUT A MILE UP YOUR GODDAMN SPHINCTER!
I remember that great modern philosopher, Johnny Depp, saying he opened his infamous bar, The Viper Room, because he was tired of being subjected to other people's music when he was out drinking. Amen to that shit. Johnny is SB's soul brother. We both enjoy Miracle Whip and despise other people's shitty music. His ass should dump Vanessa and marry me.
Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Of Course Johnny Depp Is a Good Tipper
His mother, Betty, was a waitress.
Link to story: http://icydk.com/2009/06/24/johnny-depp-is-a-good-tipper-2/
Link to story: http://icydk.com/2009/06/24/johnny-depp-is-a-good-tipper-2/
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Quote of the Damn Day: Johnny Depp
The quote below is from the new issue of Vanity Fair that just came out today and that I have a subscription to THANK THE LORD JESUS because JOHNNY IS ON THE DAMN COVER, PEOPLE!On driving golf carts to get around on his island:
“My hillbilly instinct tells me, when you’re ready to drive a golf cart, you should have a beer.”
SB's got the same damn instinct! I also have the same instinct about driving a car. And don't you bitches from MAD be berating me in the comments section either! I'm FOR drunk driving, and the Moms told a bartender friend on Tybee Island that I am the BEST DRUNK DRIVER she knows. Mom was proud of that shit, and her ass was bragging on her kid. The whole bar gave me a round of applause. I love Georgia! They are my home people!
Maybe I should get the Moms a bumpersticker for her car that reads: My kid is THE BEST DRUNK DRIVER!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
New SB Feature: Creative Signage
This month's winner! And he's sort of working that Johnny Depp Pirates of the Carribean thing, too. My ass can't resist that shit.
This man represents the best of the American spirit, people. Can you say entrepreneur?
This man represents the best of the American spirit, people. Can you say entrepreneur?
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