Congratulations Sgt. Tim Ruch!

It couldn't have happened to a nicer fella.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021399/Air-man-Iraq-Tim-Ruch-wins-1m-lotto-jackpot.html

Even a Bastard Deserves a Vacation

After today, my ass is off work until next Monday. The Viking and I aren't going anywhere (except to Cincinnati to see Paul McCartrey, as I call him). I will also be away from this blog and the Interwebs, in general, until next week. It will be a REAL vacation. No damn computer.

Catch you all next week at some point. SB loves y'all.

Mary, I'll give you a call, because I can't live without you for 5 days.

Love,

SB

Weird-Assed Old Book Covers

I would have BARFED and then WRECKED.

A bitch was clenching EVERY-THANG, even her asshole was clenched.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021207/Moment-snake-slithered-familys-windscreen-SUV-sped-highway.html

Uhhhhmmmm, Yuck

A bitch needs to have some damn decorum!

I'd Like to Put in a Word for Morrissey

Morrissey, as usual, is in a shitload of trouble because he does not care to pussyfoot around and take the time to be polite with his words. Fuck that shit. He's a great artist, and he can say WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. I don't believe that Morrissey was trying to make light of the recent atrocities in Norway, it is just that he (and SB) believes that animals are equivalent in value to human beings. I'm totally okay with what he said. I commend him for having the balls to say it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019849/Morrissey-Norway-Breivik-massacre-compared-McDonalds-KFC.html

Cheale Meats SUCKS Ass

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020151/Abattoir-staffs-shocking-animal-cruelty-filmed-WONT-prosecuted.html

The cutest thing EVER.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020193/You-cheeky-monkey-The-macaque-makes-laugh-tickling-feet.html

Where Alexander McQueen Left His Money Tells Me a Lot about Him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018984/Alexander-McQueens-Fashion-designer-leaves-50k-dogs.html

Crystal Harris is a MEAN money-grubbing, gold-digging bitch.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2019190/Hugh-Hefner-bedroom-secrets-revealed-Crystal-Harris.html

Note: The post title is my opinion ONLY, but of course, my opinion is the only one that fucking counts.

Dave Sharpe Had One Hell of a Good Idea

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019089/Puppy-comes-rescue-traumatised-war-veteran-Dave-Sharpe-seconds-away-shooting-himself.html

LeRoy Carhart is a very brave man.

If I lose some readers because of this, I could give a shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019063/If-The-underground-life-doctor-performs-late-abortions-target-back.html

Only in America. I Hope the Bitch Winds Up Working in Porn, Where She Belongs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019106/Casey-Anthony-Networks-bid-1-5m-ABC-end-payments-exclusive-interviews.html

The National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health Is Full of Shit

The way this nation has treated the first responders on 9/11 is criminal. This is just disgusting. Clearly, there are a bunch of corrupt assholes at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019208/9-11-veterans-cancer-NOT-receive-help-government.html

Rest in Peace Jeret Peterson

The poor soul. May he find the peace in death that mostly eluded him in life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019188/Jeret-Peterson-dead-Olympic-skier-called-911-committing-suicide.html